
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads

A Monster in Paris
Vanessa Paradis
3 - La Seine Cabaret
In the fandom world, we don’t say ‘I love you’, we gift each other explicit porn of each other’s OTP and I think that’s beautiful.
“Her name is Brienne,” Jaime said. “Brienne, the maid of Tarth. You are still maiden, I hope?”
Her broad homely face turned red. “Yes.”
“Oh, good,” Jaime said. “I only rescue maidens.”
(Source: dempsiejoe)
his gardener who will fuck you up
#sam may be like 3 feet tall but he has bigger balls than you do faramir #struttin into mordor like it’s nothin#ready to clobber aragorn with a goddamn candlestand
#no that was merry. sam was going to use his bare fucking hands
(Source: samwiseg)
to all you americans out there
this is eurovision
Tifa yelling at Cloud, when he’s a greedy dick in the beginning of the game. 8) This is an older sketch— but i wanted to post something before I fled off to TO-land for TCAF. Enjoy gaiz!