bloodcaste:

johnlock? no. john locke. right to property. social contract. classical liberalism.

draklorleah:

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

#judge magisters and imperials in a nutshell

kitsuneleah:

For Livvy.

Gabs ne’er did so well at the Christmas parties.

(I was working on something else but, ah… family around, so had to switch to family-friendly :| )

lulusaurus:

Game of Thrones: RPG

thestrahlbal:

“Hey, I just met you.”

“And this is crazy….”

“But I need the Dawn Shard.”

“So kidnap me, maybe?”

“….”

moriillustrations:

Final Fantasy villain

Number 4: Vayne Carudas Solidor (and Venat)

kitsuneleah:

dreaming-dancer:

Judge Magister Training 101.

Bergan sdfuhgdjksz

Drace … is just boobs :|

… is Bergan smoking a cigar?

winged-helm:

Somehow my silly crossover gifs now have over 900 notes. 

(Source: dreaming-dancer)

tigull:

darkness-and-starlight:

adalheidis:

bluebudgie replied to your video: Judge Bergan is the best, everyone else go home.

I couldn’t do Vayne’s speech anymore :c I tried on friday in the loud wagons to be fabulous but I failed near the end :c

PEOPLE OF RABANASTRE.

IS IT WITH HATRED YOU LOOK UPON YOUR CONSUL ? WITH HATRED YOU LOOK UPON THE EMPIRE ?

(SPIT ON YOUR EMPIRE

STRIKE BACK TO ARCHADIA

GO WASH YOUR HAIR)

there was little point in asking.

BUT KNOW THIS I HARBOR NO IDLE HOPE OF FRUSTRATING THIS HATRED. NOR SHALL I ASK YOUR FEALTY. THIS IS THE DUE OF YOUR FALLEN KING AND RIGHTLY SO. KING RAMINAS LOVED HIS PEOPLE. STROVE TO BRING YOU PEACE. HIS WAS A RULE WORTHY OF YOUR DEVOTION. EVEN NOW HE REMAINS AMONG YOU. PROTECTING YOU. HIS ARDOR FOR THE PEACE AND WEAL OF DALMASCA FALTERS NOT.

I WOULD ASK ONLY THAT YOU DO YOUR KING HONOR. TOGETHEEEEEUR LET US EMBRACE THE PEACE HIS MAJESTY WOULD SURELY DESIRE. TWO YEARS NOW DIVIDE US FROM WAR’S BITTER END YET STILL ITS SHADOW LOOMS OVER ALL STIFLING THE INFANT PEACE. A PALL (?) ONLY YOU MAY CAST OFF. ACHIEVE BUT THIS ONE THING AND YOUR HATRED OF ME AND OF THE EMPIRE WILL GRIEVE ME NOT.

I WILL STAND FORTH (?). I WILL ENDURE YOUR HATRED. SUFFER YOUR SLINGS AND ARROWS. I WILL DEFEND DALMASCA. HERE I WILL PAY MY DEBT I SWEAR IT NOW. THOUGH KING RAMINAS AND THE LADY ASHE BE GONE THEY STAND EVER AT THE SIDE OF THEIR PEOPLE. IN HONORING PEACE YOU DO HONOR TO THEIR MEMORY AND TO DALMASCA.

WHAT I ASK

I ASK PLAIN

MY HOPES NOW REST WITH YOU.

Lol jk

(YES for lady ashe FOR LADY ASSSHEEE)

FUCK, I’M CRYING. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

in other words:

LOOK AT YOUR QUEEN

NOW BACK AT ME

NOW BACK AT YOUR QUEEN

NOW BACK AT ME

SADLY, SHE ISN’T ME

BUT IF SHE WASN’T ‘DEAD’ SHE COULD RULE LIKE- Hah, who are we kidding, that bitch could never measure up to ~me~

anyway

LOOK DOWN

NOW UP

WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU’RE IN THE CAPITAL, WITH THE MAN YOUR QUEEN COULD RULE LIKE

 WHAT’S AROUND YOU?

BACK TO ME.

IT’S YOUR COUNTRY, WITH ALL THE THINGS YOU LOVE

LOOK AGAIN!

THE COUNTRY IS NOW DIAMONDS!

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN I’M YOUR CONSUL AND NOT YOUR QUEEN

I’M ON A PODIUM

winged-helm:

darkness-and-starlight:

heiligeharmonie:

Yeah, I have no life.

Weapon: knight sword
Special ability: magic sword
Best friend: Garnet
Has a crush on you: Garnet
Lover: Kuja (Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng.)
Cockblocked by: Amarant

GTFO, AMARANT.

Weapon: Rackets
Special Ability: Summon
Best Friend: Kuja (sassy gay oya)
Has a Crush on you: Zidane
Lover: Amarant (I love me a red afro and a well trimmed beard)
Cockblocked by: Eiko (gurl what you doing?)

OHEHZYZYKDZLN YETYESSETYES

LET ME HAVE KUJA. LET ME.

Weapon: Spear
Special Ability: Skill
Best Friend: Quina (Let me show you the delicious frogs we eat in France dear ~)
Has a Crush on you : Kuja (Ohh Kuja deaaar)
Lover: Steiner (WAT NO NO ABORT)
Cockblocked by: Garnet (dfjnsdjkfn)

…

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